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Attack of the Smurfs

13/02/2011

From Chiasso bridge dam continues the limit to 80 mph. At the same time, strange creatures and very similar to the blue Smurfs are persecuting motorists.

Who are we do not know, or at least there is no trace on the animal encyclopedias ... seems to be very hungry for fees and that their diet is largely composed of licenses withdrawn.

Within a few days (from January 28 to February 3) managed to trim 200 fines withdrawn even twenty licenses, yum yum! It seems then that for the next drive winter, their livelihood will be ensured, so that they are expanding even to the city of Lugano ... the only one so far untouched by the invasion.

However, without calling into question the decision of 80 per hour, it seems that motorists are being persecuted especially in this stretch of highway. If in the month of December in Ticino from radar fines were in 1471 (data taken from Corrierone), the fact that in one stroke, and in a few days if it means 200 are relentlessly trimmed.

Why not also relentlessly on dangerous areas near schools or other? Perhaps because the smurfs find less livelihoods? And certainly, in that case would survive its intervention in the Spab Besomi! Seriously, we hope not as it seems.

But here is revealed the mystery ... is not about aliens or ski monitors, but only the men in blue pajamas in order of police! And just when "solarium" Piazzini is leaving for the sea, emule Amerigo Vespucci, but ... Ulysses, here also leaves the Lugano split classical. Even for agents in the pay of Rambo Creek there is no choice: they all received earlier this month by the investiture with the sacred order of the Smurf pajamas! From now on will call him Papa Smurf?

In fact there seems to be a team of specialists behind the choice of a new garment. As uniformed police seemed too serious, now dressed like that, it certainly will not miss the good mood! Think of the chase ... will last up to a few meters, with the thief landed the giggles at being chased by someone in my pajamas. If Gigio could be criticized on other things, at least one thing must be admitted, the department in terms of fashion is second only to Valentine.

Michele War

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